thesupercoolamerican:

onthewingsofinnocence:

himapapaftw:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

english stop being a special snowflake

English: The Hipster Language

-In Hawaii-

“Mr. Jones, what do you make of this fruit?”

It’s got pines n’ shit on it! Where’d it come from?

“That tree.”

Oh, so it’s n’ apple then! :D

“No, sir, not all fruits that come from trees are—”

IDEA! Let’s call it a ‘PINEAPPLE’! ;D

“But Mr. Jones, everyone else calls them ananas—”

Fuck you. I like pineapples better.

Don’ I jus’ have the best ideas??

nvdfkmfkm

DAT ALFRED COMMENTARY

(Source: cl0udchaser)

→ Jan 28 2012 / PERMALINK

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